| 1. Harry Potter could be a classmate, playing on their Quidditch team. |
| 2. Since they were in diapers, karaoke machines have been annoying people at parties. |
| 3. They have always been looking for Carmen Sandiego. |
| 4. GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available. |
| 5. Coke and Pepsi have always used recycled plastic bottles. |
| 6. Shampoo and conditioner have always been available in the same bottle. |
| 7. Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino. |
| 8. Their parents may have dropped them in shock when they heard George Bush announce "tax revenue increases." |
| 9. Electronic filing of tax returns has always been an option. |
| 10. Girls in head scarves have always been part of the school fashion scene. |
| 11. All have had a relative — or known about a friend's relative - who died comfortably at home with hospice. |
| 12. As a precursor to "whatever," they have recognized that some people "just don't get it." |
| 13. Universal Studios has always offered an alternative to Mickey in Orlando. |
| 14. Grandma has always had wheels on her walker. |
| 15. Martha Stewart Living has always been setting the style. |
| 16. Haagen-Dazs ice cream has always come in quarts. |
| 17. Club Med resorts have always been places to take the whole family. |
| 18. WWW has never stood for World Wide Wrestling. |
| 19. Films have never been X rated, only NC-17. |
| 20. The Warsaw Pact is as hazy for them as the League of Nations was for their parents. |
| 21. Students have always been "Rocking the Vote." |
| 22. Clarence Thomas has always sat on the Supreme Court. |
| 23. Schools have always been concerned about multiculturalism. |
| 24. We have always known that "All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten." |
| 25. There have always been gay rabbis. |
| 26. Wayne Newton has never had a mustache. |
| 27. College grads have always been able to Teach for America. |
| 28. IBM has never made typewriters. |
| 29. Roseanne Barr has never been invited to sing the National Anthem again. |
| 30. McDonald's and Burger King have always used vegetable oil for cooking french fries. |
| 31. They have never been able to color a tree using a raw umber Crayola. |
| 32. There has always been Pearl Jam. |
| 33. The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno and started at 11:35 EST. |
| 34. Pee-Wee has never been in his playhouse during the day. |
| 35. They never tasted Benefit Cereal with psyllium. |
| 36. They may have been given a Nintendo Game Boy to play with in the crib. |
| 37. Authorities have always been building a wall across the Mexican border. |
| 38. Lenin's name has never been on a major city in Russia. |
| 39. Employers have always been able to do credit checks on employees. |
| 40. Balsamic vinegar has always been available in the U.S. |
| 41. Macaulay Culkin has always been "Home Alone." |
| 42. Their parents may have watched "The American Gladiators" on TV the day they were born. |
| 43. Personal privacy has always been threatened. |
| 44. Caller ID has always been available on phones. |
| 45. Living wills have always been asked for at hospital check-ins. |
| 46. The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback. |
| 47. They never heard an attendant ask "Want me to check under the hood?" |
| 48. Iced tea has always come in cans and bottles. |
| 49. Soft drink refills have always been free. |
| 50. They have never known life without Seinfeld references from a show about "nothing." |
| 51. The Windows 3.0 operating system made IBM PCs user-friendly the year they were born. |
| 52. Moscow residents have always been able to buy Big Macs. |
| 53. The Royal New Zealand Navy has never been permitted a daily ration of rum. |
| 54. The Hubble Space Telescope has always been eavesdropping on the heavens. |
| 55. 98.6 F or otherwise has always been confirmed in the ear. |
| 56. Michael Milken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research. |
| 57. Offshore oil drilling in the United States has always been prohibited. |
| 58. Radio stations have never been required to present both sides of public issues. |
| 59. There have always been charter schools. |
| 60. Students always had Goosebumps. |
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Bonus Post
A glimpse at the world view of the class of 2012
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